Category Archive: Greg Loftus

Oct 19

How I Saved The World With Ben Affleck: The Best College Essay Ever

Oh yeah kid? Well then why the heck did I get left on that asteroid?

As November 1st closes in, more and more helpless high school seniors (check out that CRAZY alliteration!), are realizing the need to finish college applications in time for Early Decision. But fear not, helpless seniors, for I have written the truly PERFECT college admission essay. It chronicles my great achievements while thoroughly detailing an amazing …

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Aug 07

The Seven Things I Learned From “Cowboys and Aliens”

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  Having been excited for a the better part of a year for the hybrid film that became the messy, bloated, clichéd movie Cowboys & Aliens, it was sad to see such an interesting concept become such a disappointingly predictable movie. In an attempt to save others from the same heartbreak that I experienced while …

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May 27

And the Next Big Sitcom Star Is…

I feel like I'm being Punk'd right now...

By Greg Loftus After the media-firestorm that was Charlie Sheen’s controversial departure from CBS’ hit sitcom Two and a Half Men, many wondered: who will be the one added to the remaining one and half members of the show’s cast? I mean, at the rate that kid is growing up, they might as well have renamed …

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