Category Archive: Thomas Terrymon

Oct 30

What Do You Mean “World” Series?

Really? Because I went to a KHL game last week as a 25 year old young professional, and now I am 63 and in a soup kitchen.

Thomas Terrymon is just your average European War Criminal, trying to restart his life here in the USA. The phenomenon of baseball is not something that has ever translated to my home country, the name of which I am no longer legally allowed to disclose (curse you, “Kroatia”). Regardless, one thing I’ve never understood is …

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May 22

Well Someone Here Likes “Glee”

Look at me, so funny when I put bra on my chest testicles

Thomas Terrymon is just your average Norwegian War Criminal, trying to restart his life here in the USA. Unlike my contemporary, Mr. Krishna, a name whose utterance fills my utterance holes with passionate killing urge, I like the televised show G-Finger Sign-ee, or as stupid Americans say, “Glee”.   After spending a long day yesterday at …

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